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Lunch 12:30pm-1pm
Welcoming Remarks 1pm-1:10pm
Presentation 1 1:10pm-1:30pm
A Neural Framework for Analyzing the Tweets of dril
Grant Storey (Cornell University)
Presentation 2 1:30pm-1:50pm
Wavelength-Based Traffic Multiplexing on Avian Carriers
Edward Tremel and David Winkler (Cornell University)
Presentation 3 1:50pm-2:10pm
Optimizing Subjective Functions Subject to Complaints
Eston Schweickart (Cornell University), Alan Turing (Cambridge University), Paul Erdos (Itinerant), and Sir Isaac Newton (Cambridge University)
Presentation 4 2:10pm-2:20pm
Singularity: A Modest Proposal to Fix All of Facebook's Problems
Fabian Muehlboeck (Cornell University)
Break 2:20pm-2:40pm
Presentation 5 2:40pm-3:00pm
Memoized Middle-Box Multicasting for Performance-Optimizing Deep Blockchain Network via Learned Turbo-Encabulation
Isaac Sheff (Cornell University)
Presentation 6 3:00pm-3:20pm
KEVIN: Kindly EValuation INstructions
Ethan Cecchetti (Cornell University)
Presentation 7 3:20pm-3:30pm
An Expanded Methodology on Time Complexity Boosting
Arjun Sarathy (Cornell University)
Presentation 8 3:30pm-3:50pm
TENNISBALL: An Empirical Approcah to Gradient Descent
Grant Storey (Cornell University) and George Wilson (Wilson Sporting Goods)
Presentation 9 3:50pm-4:00pm
On The Indecision of the Subject of This Talk
Ethan Cecchetti (Cornell University)
Presentation 10 4:00pm-4:20pm
Perfect Global-Scale Networks
Isaac Sheff (Cornell University)
Conclusion and Awards 4:20pm-4:30pm