Program
See the At a Glance page for a more compact representation of this schedule.
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| Lunch 12:30pm-1pm |
| Welcoming Remarks 1pm-1:10pm |
| Presentation 1 1:10pm-1:30pm |
| A Neural Framework for Analyzing the Tweets of dril |
| Grant Storey (Cornell University) |
| Presentation 2 1:30pm-1:50pm |
| Wavelength-Based Traffic Multiplexing on Avian Carriers |
| Edward Tremel and David Winkler (Cornell University) |
| Presentation 3 1:50pm-2:10pm |
| Optimizing Subjective Functions Subject to Complaints |
| Eston Schweickart (Cornell University), Alan Turing (Cambridge University), Paul Erdos (Itinerant), and Sir Isaac Newton (Cambridge University) |
| Presentation 4 2:10pm-2:20pm |
| Singularity: A Modest Proposal to Fix All of Facebook's Problems |
| Fabian Muehlboeck (Cornell University) |
| Break 2:20pm-2:40pm |
| Presentation 5 2:40pm-3:00pm |
| Memoized Middle-Box Multicasting for Performance-Optimizing Deep Blockchain Network via Learned Turbo-Encabulation |
| Isaac Sheff (Cornell University) |
| Presentation 6 3:00pm-3:20pm |
| KEVIN: Kindly EValuation INstructions |
| Ethan Cecchetti (Cornell University) |
| Presentation 7 3:20pm-3:30pm |
| An Expanded Methodology on Time Complexity Boosting |
| Arjun Sarathy (Cornell University) |
| Presentation 8 3:30pm-3:50pm |
| TENNISBALL: An Empirical Approcah to Gradient Descent |
| Grant Storey (Cornell University) and George Wilson (Wilson Sporting Goods) |
| Presentation 9 3:50pm-4:00pm |
| On The Indecision of the Subject of This Talk |
| Ethan Cecchetti (Cornell University) |
| Presentation 10 4:00pm-4:20pm |
| Perfect Global-Scale Networks |
| Isaac Sheff (Cornell University) |
| Conclusion and Awards 4:20pm-4:30pm |