Welcome to the SIGSEGV 2018 Website

The annual biannual occasional SIGSEGV Conference is the flagship conference of the ACH Special Interest Group on Silly and EGregious Violations of common sense. It is the world's premier forum for researchers, developers, programmers, and teachers of computer technology with terrible ideas. Academic and industrial participants present research and experience papers that cover the full range of harebrained ideas in computer and information science, from single-word programming languages and incompetent search algorithms to deliberately unstable operating systems.

SIGSEGV 2018 will be held on March 24, 2018 at Room 114, Gates Hall, Cornell University, Ithaca, NY, USA, Earth, Sol System, Milky Way, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster, Observable Universe.

Previous years' conference websites: 2014, 2017.


Thanks to everyone who attended SIGSEGV 2018! This year's conference was a great success. Presentations and/or papers from the conference are now available on the Program page for your perusal.

Registration is now open! If you plan on attending the conference (either as a speaker or an audience member), please register by going to the registration page. This will help the conference organizers ensure there is enough food for everyone.

Abstract submissions are now being accepted online. Submit your abstract here. Remember, paper titles and abstracts can be changed any time before the final submission deadline.

Need inspiration for what you could submit this year? Check out previous years' programs here and here.

Important Upcoming Dates

Abstract registration deadlineMarch 10, 2018 Extended to March 22, 2018
Paper submission deadlineMarch 17, 2018 at 23:59 EDT Extended to March 24 at 11:59 EDT
Papers posted onlineApril 1, 2018
ConferenceMarch 24, 2018


This conference is organized by the Computer Science Graduate Organization at Cornell University. It is funded by the GPSA FC, and open to all members of the graduate community at Cornell.

We are grateful, as always, to our industrial sponsors, including Aperture Science, Black Mesa Research, Praxis Systems, and Subarashii Amalgamated.

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